Bitch I'm a Cow Water-Resistant Sticker | Laptop Sticker | Water Bottle Sticker | Vinyl Sticker

Meet your new favorite sticker
Express your love of cows (and your sense of humor) with our original “B*tch I’m a Cow” vinyl sticker — available in multiple sizes and finishes to suit your style.

Sticker Details:

• Sizes: 1.5″ / 2″ / 3″ (longest side = selected size)

• Finish options: Matte or Glossy

• Material: Premium vinyl, laminated for protection

• Features: Water-resistant, UV-resistant, scratch- and tear-resistant. Designed for use indoors or outdoors.

• Made in the USA (Washington State) by us — supporting small business and handmade design. 

Ideal for:

• Laptops, water bottles, coolers, notebooks, car windows, or wherever you want to stick a little cow charm.

• Gifting to the cow-enthusiast in your life or as a quirky addition to your own gear.

Usage Tips:

• Clean surface before application for best adhesion. 

• Apply to smooth surfaces for optimal durability.

• For long-term outdoor exposure, choose glossy finish for added UV defense.

Why you’ll love it:
You’re not just buying a sticker — you’re getting a small-batch, artist-designed piece made with care. Fun, durable, and built to last.